SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "Hey Dave!!! Where are my free movie passes?!"
Dave:  "Your what??"
SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "You're totally worthless!!!"
Dave:  "What?? Why??  I don't-"
SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "F*** you, Dave!!!"
Dave:  "Whaa?!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Hey, what's with all the blondes all the sudden??"
Mr. Aragorn:  "What?!  Are you complaining?!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "NO!!!  I say we hang around for a bit and see what pops up!"

TO:  "Heehee! Everything is funnier when you put 'in bed' at the end! Like- Like goldfish and scones together! IN BED!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Whaa??  Are Goldfish and Scones some sort of code names??"
TO:  "HAHA!! YES!!! I can be Goldfish!!!  Hmm... But who will be my Scones??"
The Lord of Randomosity & Luigi:  O.o
TO:  "Oooo! Brad Pitt can be my Scones!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity & Luigi:  XP

The Lord of Randomosity:  "I've got Flogging Molly in my pocketses!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity: (Holds up bronze cross) "[Mr. Aragorn]! Why won't it turn green?! I WANT IT TO TURN GREEN!!!"

Luigi:  "Where is the clip?"
Ashelley:  "If you can find my hand, you will find it."
Luigi:  "Where is your hand??"
Ashelley:  "I'm holding it."
Everyone:  "Whaa??"

Overheard from some Random Guy:  "OMG!!!  I FREAKIN' LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!!!  Peanut butter is AMAZING!!!  Peanut butter is- Peanut butter- Peanut butter tastes like- like JESUS!!!"

LIZ- "I freakin' LOVE Milkyways!!! -I think..."

Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WOW!!! What is going on here?!  I'm being assulted in my own bedroom!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "In your own bed too!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!"  That is NOT ALLOWED!!!  Check the Book of Leviticus!!!  That is not permitted by the Book of Leviticus!!!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "Confucious say:  Honor thy father and thy mother; and if you do bad things, you get hiccups!"

ME Gan:  I can't even remember Calculus; which is weird, because it's just like precalculus, but post!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "You're going backwards!!!  You put the Gospel of Matthew on SHUFFLE!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Please stop!  Really!  I'm trying to kill aliens here, do you mind?!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "What do you expect me to do?!  You can't cuddle standing up!!!"

LAra:  "They need to exist that!!!"

Lizzian:  "I feel like quiche tonight, LAra!!!"

Mario:  "[That Crazy Blonde Guy], I'm really kinda mad at you -ish right now!!!!"

Amandy:  "I've always wanted to smell this [pepper spray], but somehow I don't think it would be a good idea..."
The Colleen at Heart:  "Well, it probably just smells like pepper...  In spray form, of course..."

Amandy: "I'm pretty sure you can eat packing peanuts...  I bet it would be just like that communion bread...  But just not holy..."

E---y:  "Okay!  I think I'm pretty sure I'm finally done!  ...ish..."