Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WOW!!! What is going on here?!  I'm being assulted in my own bedroom!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "In your own bed too!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!"  That is NOT ALLOWED!!!  Check the Book of Leviticus!!!  That is not permitted by the Book of Leviticus!!!"