Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WOW!!! What is going on here?!  I'm being assulted in my own bedroom!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "In your own bed too!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!"  That is NOT ALLOWED!!!  Check the Book of Leviticus!!!  That is not permitted by the Book of Leviticus!!!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "Confucious say:  Honor thy father and thy mother; and if you do bad things, you get hiccups!"

ME Gan:  I can't even remember Calculus; which is weird, because it's just like precalculus, but post!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "You're going backwards!!!  You put the Gospel of Matthew on SHUFFLE!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Please stop!  Really!  I'm trying to kill aliens here, do you mind?!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "What do you expect me to do?!  You can't cuddle standing up!!!"

LAra:  "They need to exist that!!!"

Lizzian:  "I feel like quiche tonight, LAra!!!"

Mario:  "[That Crazy Blonde Guy], I'm really kinda mad at you -ish right now!!!!"

Amandy:  "I've always wanted to smell this [pepper spray], but somehow I don't think it would be a good idea..."
The Colleen at Heart:  "Well, it probably just smells like pepper...  In spray form, of course..."

Amandy: "I'm pretty sure you can eat packing peanuts...  I bet it would be just like that communion bread...  But just not holy..."

E---y:  "Okay!  I think I'm pretty sure I'm finally done!  ...ish..."