Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WOW!!! What is going on here?!  I'm being assulted in my own bedroom!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "In your own bed too!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!"  That is NOT ALLOWED!!!  Check the Book of Leviticus!!!  That is not permitted by the Book of Leviticus!!!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "Confucious say:  Honor thy father and thy mother; and if you do bad things, you get hiccups!"

ME Gan:  I can't even remember Calculus; which is weird, because it's just like precalculus, but post!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "You're going backwards!!!  You put the Gospel of Matthew on SHUFFLE!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Please stop!  Really!  I'm trying to kill aliens here, do you mind?!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "What do you expect me to do?!  You can't cuddle standing up!!!"

LAra:  "They need to exist that!!!"

Lizzian:  "I feel like quiche tonight, LAra!!!"

Mario:  "[That Crazy Blonde Guy], I'm really kinda mad at you -ish right now!!!!"

Amandy:  "I've always wanted to smell this [pepper spray], but somehow I don't think it would be a good idea..."
The Colleen at Heart:  "Well, it probably just smells like pepper...  In spray form, of course..."

Amandy: "I'm pretty sure you can eat packing peanuts...  I bet it would be just like that communion bread...  But just not holy..."

E---y:  "Okay!  I think I'm pretty sure I'm finally done!  ...ish..."

"These chips will get you hi on flavor alone!!!"
-Johnny Bravo
-Christopher Newport University

"He was only hitting on two girls...  But he wasn't very focused, so his hitting kinda went everywhere..."
-The Lord of Randomosity
-Christopher Newport College

The Classic:  "I don't drink milk."
Luigi:  "Why not?"
The Classic:  "Because!  It makes me think of a cow's udder!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Why do you have to think of a cow's udder when you drink milk?!"
The Classic:  "Because!  That's where the milk lives!"
-Christopher Newport University

Luigi:  "Why did you take a shower together?!"
Bam:  "Because!  We were wet, covered in grass, and couldn't wait for each other!"
-Christopher Newport University

Billiam:  "I don't like water."
That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "Dude!  How do you stay hydrated??"
Billiam:  "Dr. Pepper?"
-Christopher Newport University

That Unknown Chocolate Breakfast Dessert:  "Awwww F!  I just got head-shotted!  ...again!!!"
-Christopher Newport University

That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "Look at this! I can wrap myself up in this blanket!"
Luigi:  "Aww!  Hey!  You should get a Snuggie!!!"
That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "NO!!!  SCREW THE SNUGGIE!!!"
-Christopher Newport University

"I'm just waiting for you to fall off that chair and hurt yourself!  ...in sadness, not meanness!!!
-The Shakespearean
-Christopher Newport University

Hammy (at 2:30am):  "Do you guys want to go on a walk or something?"
LAra:  "I thought you were going to sleep??"
Hammy:  "Oh yeah...  I forgot..."
-Christopher Newport University

"Well at least now we know it's a boy donkey"
-Hammy
-Christopher Newport University

The Lord of Randomosity:  "No, I'm going to scuba diving lessons on Saturday..."
LAra:  "To get certified?!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Yup!"
LAra:  "For what?"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Er...  Scuba diving?"
-Christopher Newport University

"Heyyy...  Look how stretchy my pants are!!!  No look! They are!  See?  Fwoosh!!!"
-LAra
-Christopher Newport University

On what planet do you spend the majority of your time...  on?"
-That Crazy Blonde Guy
-Christoper Newport University

Rob:  "Where were you born?"
Brendan:  "Fairfax."
Rob:  "Cool!  Were you just there when you were borned??"
-Christopher Newport University