(Heard every 2-5 minutes while playing Gears of War 2)
Mr. Bill:  "LET'S DO THIS!!!!"
S.T.:  "GODDAMMIT!!!! AAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "You get killed again, [S.T.]??"
Mr. Bill:  "NO!!! ITS PIKACHU!!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Whaa???"

Stewie:  "It's more like I'm looking for my meat in all this fat!"

Jules:  "I can't do this with pants on!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Technically speaking, I'm literally being metaphorical!"

Luigi:  "OH CRAP!!! THIS IS MY GOOD SHIRT!!! GO FOR THE JEANS INSTEAD!!!"

Ash:  "I don't know!!! All the sudden I saw this floating scary guy, and so I just shot him!!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "SHHHH!!!! TURN THE JIGGLY OFF!!!"

SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "Hey Dave!!! Where are my free movie passes?!"
Dave:  "Your what??"
SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "You're totally worthless!!!"
Dave:  "What?? Why??  I don't-"
SomeRandomGuyBehindTheCounterAtTheLocalMovieRentalPlace:  "F*** you, Dave!!!"
Dave:  "Whaa?!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Hey, what's with all the blondes all the sudden??"
Mr. Aragorn:  "What?!  Are you complaining?!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "NO!!!  I say we hang around for a bit and see what pops up!"

TO:  "Heehee! Everything is funnier when you put 'in bed' at the end! Like- Like goldfish and scones together! IN BED!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Whaa??  Are Goldfish and Scones some sort of code names??"
TO:  "HAHA!! YES!!! I can be Goldfish!!!  Hmm... But who will be my Scones??"
The Lord of Randomosity & Luigi:  O.o
TO:  "Oooo! Brad Pitt can be my Scones!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity & Luigi:  XP

The Lord of Randomosity:  "I've got Flogging Molly in my pocketses!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity: (Holds up bronze cross) "[Mr. Aragorn]! Why won't it turn green?! I WANT IT TO TURN GREEN!!!"

Luigi:  "Where is the clip?"
Ashelley:  "If you can find my hand, you will find it."
Luigi:  "Where is your hand??"
Ashelley:  "I'm holding it."
Everyone:  "Whaa??"

Overheard from some Random Guy:  "OMG!!!  I FREAKIN' LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!!!  Peanut butter is AMAZING!!!  Peanut butter is- Peanut butter- Peanut butter tastes like- like JESUS!!!"

LIZ- "I freakin' LOVE Milkyways!!! -I think..."

Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WOW!!! What is going on here?!  I'm being assulted in my own bedroom!!!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "In your own bed too!!!"
Mr. Aragorn:  "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!"  That is NOT ALLOWED!!!  Check the Book of Leviticus!!!  That is not permitted by the Book of Leviticus!!!"

Mr. Aragorn:  "Confucious say:  Honor thy father and thy mother; and if you do bad things, you get hiccups!"

ME Gan:  I can't even remember Calculus; which is weird, because it's just like precalculus, but post!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "You're going backwards!!!  You put the Gospel of Matthew on SHUFFLE!!!"

The Lord of Randomosity:  "Please stop!  Really!  I'm trying to kill aliens here, do you mind?!"