"These chips will get you hi on flavor alone!!!"
-Johnny Bravo
-Christopher Newport University

"He was only hitting on two girls...  But he wasn't very focused, so his hitting kinda went everywhere..."
-The Lord of Randomosity
-Christopher Newport College

The Classic:  "I don't drink milk."
Luigi:  "Why not?"
The Classic:  "Because!  It makes me think of a cow's udder!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Why do you have to think of a cow's udder when you drink milk?!"
The Classic:  "Because!  That's where the milk lives!"
-Christopher Newport University

Luigi:  "Why did you take a shower together?!"
Bam:  "Because!  We were wet, covered in grass, and couldn't wait for each other!"
-Christopher Newport University

Billiam:  "I don't like water."
That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "Dude!  How do you stay hydrated??"
Billiam:  "Dr. Pepper?"
-Christopher Newport University

That Unknown Chocolate Breakfast Dessert:  "Awwww F!  I just got head-shotted!  ...again!!!"
-Christopher Newport University

That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "Look at this! I can wrap myself up in this blanket!"
Luigi:  "Aww!  Hey!  You should get a Snuggie!!!"
That Crazy Blonde Guy:  "NO!!!  SCREW THE SNUGGIE!!!"
-Christopher Newport University

"I'm just waiting for you to fall off that chair and hurt yourself!  ...in sadness, not meanness!!!
-The Shakespearean
-Christopher Newport University

Hammy (at 2:30am):  "Do you guys want to go on a walk or something?"
LAra:  "I thought you were going to sleep??"
Hammy:  "Oh yeah...  I forgot..."
-Christopher Newport University

"Well at least now we know it's a boy donkey"
-Hammy
-Christopher Newport University

The Lord of Randomosity:  "No, I'm going to scuba diving lessons on Saturday..."
LAra:  "To get certified?!"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Yup!"
LAra:  "For what?"
The Lord of Randomosity:  "Er...  Scuba diving?"
-Christopher Newport University

"Heyyy...  Look how stretchy my pants are!!!  No look! They are!  See?  Fwoosh!!!"
-LAra
-Christopher Newport University

On what planet do you spend the majority of your time...  on?"
-That Crazy Blonde Guy
-Christoper Newport University

Rob:  "Where were you born?"
Brendan:  "Fairfax."
Rob:  "Cool!  Were you just there when you were borned??"
-Christopher Newport University